I have hundreds of these. The first section is Genealogy Taglines.
"Crazy" is a relative term in MY family.
50% of my forefathers were female.
A COMPLETE Genealogy just can't be..there's always more.
A computer is a typewriter with an attitude.
A family history shows you have lived!
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
A family tree can wither if nobody tends it's roots.
A generation that ignores history has not past or future.
A great many family trees were started by grafting.
A job is nice, but it interferes with genealogy research.
A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.
A new cousin a day keeps the boredom away.
A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one.
Add to your Genealogy the fun, easy way. Have Grand Children!
After 30 days unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
All of your lines have daughtered out with one exception.
All right! Everybody out of the gene pool!
Always willing to share my ignorance...
Am I in the right family tree?
Am I the only person up my tree - seems like it.
An ancestor is a person who plays HIDE and you go SEEK.
Ancestor files - a meeting place of cousins!
Ancestors not found...do I really exist?
Ancestors were just people...
Ancestors: They can hide, but they can't RUN anymore!
Ankle deep in the gene pool.
Any ancestors you can dig up would be appreciated.
Any family tree produces some lemons, nuts and bad apples.
At last a chance to make my skeletons dance!
Baby = A new acorn on the family tree.
Battle Cry - Take all of the ancestors, leave only the records!
Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting forebears.
Beware of the Genealogy Bug; It's bite can be addictive!
Biochemists wear designer genes.
Blessed are the Elderly for they remember what we never knew.
Boldly start in reverse, because that's the genealogy way.
Boy! I wish my crystal ball ran in reverse!
But most of all, I just want relatives I can find!!!
But Mr. Moderator, I was chasing Ancestors!
C A U T I O N ! ... You have now entered the Genealogy Zone.
Can a first cousin, once removed, return?
Cemetery: (n) A marble orchard not to be taken for granite.
Climbing my family tree was fun until the nuts appeared!
Computer Genealogy: working out where your computer came from.
Cousins marrying cousins: a non-branching family tree.
Cousins marrying cousins: VERY tangled roots!
Cussin: what genealogists do when they can't find one.
Damn! My family tree was just wood-chipped.
Death is just nature's way of dropping carrier.
Do I even WANT ancestors? Some I found I wish I could lose.
Do I hear the rattle of chains?
Do I need a Genealogical Search Warrant to see the records?
Do you know where YOUR great grandparents are?
Documentation: the worst part of genealogy.
Documentation: the hardest part of genealogy.
Doing gardening in the Family tree.
Don't bother me now, I'm digging up my 'ROOTS'!
Don't judge me by my relatives, I didn't choose them!
Don't sit under the family tree with anyone else but me!!!
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Ever find an ancestor HANGING from the family tree???
Every family tree has some sap in it.
Ever stop to think... and forget to start again?
Every time I think I know where they are, they move!
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Evolution is God's way of issuing updates.
Excuse me, while I dance a little jig of despair.
FAM_TREE.LST not found. Create new genealogist? (Y/N)
Family history: a quilt work of lives.
Family Tree? More like a noxious weed.
Fastest way to trace family tree: run for public office.
Find your ancestors, before they find you!
FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy records
Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.
What a mess this family's in.
Gene Police! You! **Out of the pool!**
Gene-Allergy - It's a contagious disease, but I love it!
Genealogist caught trying to chop down family tree! Film at 11!
Genealogists are like monkeys, always in the trees.
Genealogists are time unravelers.
Genealogists collect dead relatives.
Genealogists do it generation after generation.
Genealogists do it in the library.
Genealogists do it with a computer.
Genealogists do not die, they just lose their census.
Genealogists live in the past lane.
Genealogists never die ... they just haunt cemeteries.
Genealogists never die, they just lose their census.
Genealogists never lose their jobs, they just go to another branch!
Genealogists should also consider the handsome neighbor...
Genealogists: People helping people.....that's what it's all about!
Genealogy: a search for the greatest treasures, our ancestors.
Genealogy: Better than the best adventure game and as frustrating.
Genealogy: it's all relative in the end, anyway.
Genealogy: it's only an obsession after all!
Genealogy: Will I ever find time to mow the lawn again?
Genealogy goes on... and on... and on...
Genealogy in the buff, no I mean A genealogy Buff!
Genealogy is contagious, seldom fatal!
Genealogy is great when you score!
Genealogy is like Hide & Seek: They Hide & I Seek!!!!
Genealogy is my hobby. I collect ancestors & descendants.
Genealogy is not a hobby, it's a disease!
Genealogy is T-R-E-E-rific!
Genealogy. Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Genealogy: it's not a hobby, it's an obsession.
Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
Genealogy: Making cucumbers out of pickles.
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles. It's the threads I need.
Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway.
Genealogy: It's not a hobby, it's an obsession.
Genealogy: Making cucumbers out of pickles.
Genealogy: People collecting people!
Genealogy: Search long enough and EVERYONE connects somehow.
Genealogy: The marriage of a jigsaw puzzle to a dungeon & dragons game.
Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
Genie diet - Fiche and Ships and tantalizing Sources.
Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad?
Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers.
Give me your tired, your poor ... they're genealogists!
God gave us relatives, luckily we can choose our friends!
He ain't heavy--He's my brother's aunt's sister's husband.
Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
Hi Ho! Hi Ho! Now where did my ancestors go?
How can I find your roots when I can't find mine?
How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE ??
Hunting season is all year long in genealogy.
I found a cuckoo's nest in my family tree.
I can trace my taglines back 8 generations
I checked out my family tree. Just as I thought... poison ivy!
I collect dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin!
I finally got it all together. Now where did I put it?
I have to stop now. My fingers are getting hoarse!
I looked into my family tree and found out I was a sap.
I looked up my family tree...there were two dogs using it.
I never steal taglines - I'm a genealogist - I just adopt them.
I reach out to touch all branches in my lineages.
I researched my family tree... apparently I don't exist!
I shook my family tree, a bunch of nuts fell out.
I think my ancestors had several "bad heir" days.
I think my family tree is a few branches short.
I think that I shall never see a completed Genealogy!
I trace family history so I will know who to blame.
I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy.
I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand.
I wonder if a "Missing Persons Bulletin" would locate my g-g-grandpa?
I'd love to, but I'm converting from Julian to Gregorian!
I'd rather look for dead people than have 'em look for me.
If it's only a hobby, why do I feel so stressed out?
I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
I'm digging my family tree up by the roots!
I'm no genealogist. ... until this year I spelled it "geneOlogist!"
I'm not sick, I've just got fading genes.
I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.
I'm searching for myself...Have you seen me?
I'm stuck in my family tree, and I can't get down.
If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance.
If your family tree doesn't fork, you might be a redneck.
In pursuit of elusive ancestors.
Is your family tree evergreen or deciduous?
Isn't genealogy fun? The answer to one problem, leads to two more!
It is hereditary in my family not to have children.
It's 1995. Do you know where your great-grandparents were?
It's a poor family that hath neither a whore or a thief.
It's hard to be humble with ancestors like mine!
It's hard to believe that someday I'll be an ancestor.
It's search and search some more, then I find and search some more.
Jeanealogy: the study of LEVIS and WRANGLERS.
Just when you think you've found them all, Up pops another!
KIN KIN, QLD, 4571 - where everyone is related to everyone else!
Kinship: it`s all relative!
Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards.
Life, liberty and the right to know who your ancestors are.
Looking for needles in haystacks.
Many a family tree needs trimming.
May all your family trees branch toward the stars!
May you ask the right question of the right person at the right time.
May your family tree grow happy branches!
Misers are hard to live with but they make great ancestors.
Most of my family roots are underground.
My ancestors are Copyrighted. You have my permission to use the data.
My ancestors did WHAT?!?
My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
My family came on the Mayflower...or was it Allied?
My family coat of arms ties at the back.....is that normal?
My family tree died in the last drought.
My family tree is a few branches short! Help appreciated.
My family tree is full of NOT holes... it's NOT him, it's NOT her!!!
My family tree is lost in the forest.
My family tree must have been used for firewood.
My family tree's roots went underground.
My genes are so tight, they may stay with me forever.
My hobby is genealogy, and I raise dust bunnies as pets.
My life has become one large Gedcom!!
My problems are all relative.
My roots only go down so far, but my branches spread forever!
New mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N)
No - yes - maybe - could be - perhaps. Musings of a genealogist.
Not crazy, just almost lost my census!
Not tonight dear, I just got the new version of BK!
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, no one found!
Oh where, oh where, have my ancestors gone?
Okay, so I don't descend from anyone... now what?
Old genealogists never die, they just lose their census.
Old genealogists never die, they just haunt archives.
Olly, olly, oxen free! All hiding ancestors can come out!
Once I gave up on reality, I had so many more options.
Only a genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
Oxymoron: relaxed genes.
PAF the Magic Dragon: a carriage to the past.
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
Problem with the gene pool: no lifeguard.
Pruning the family tree is NOT permitted!
Puritanism: the fear that someone somewhere is happy.
Quakers do it quietly.
Quakers do it with Friends.
Quaker pickup line: Are thee at barn raisings often?
RELATIVES: people who come to dinner who aren't friends.
Remember... undocumented genealogy is mythology.
Research: What I'm doing, when I don't know what I'm doing.
Researching [YOUR NAME] anytime, anywhere, any takers?
Search out the past... know yourself... look to the future.
Searching for lost relatives? Win the Lottery!
Searching for roots beats chasing dust bunnies!
Searching Shipping records? Simply naval gazing.
Shake your family tree and watch the nuts fall!
Shaking trees and kicking rocks, looking for ancestors.
Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality.
Sharing genealogy is a rewarding experience!
SHHH! Be vewy, vewy quiet...I'm hunting forebears. E. Fudd
Sign of a redneck: circular family tree.
Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.
Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!
Snoopers welcome! Feel free to provide comments and relatives!
So many ancestors...so little time!
Someday YOU'LL be an ancestor too!
Sometimes you find an ancestor hanging from the family tree!
Still searching, after all these years!
Still trying to decorate my family tree.
Sunshine Coast DPS - A place where the Ficheing is always great.
Take nothing but ancestors, leave nothing but records.
Take time to understand and lend a gentle, helping hand.
That's strange; half my ancestors are WOMEN!
That's the problem with the gene pool: No lifeguard.
The black sheep keeps the best info on the family.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine!
The world is run by those who show up for the meeting.
Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related.
There are no answers, only cross-references.
There is no such thing as a useless piece of information.
There is strength in our roots.
They've said *you* are the fertilizer of your family tree!
Time and genealogy waits for no man.
To a genealogist, EVERYTHING is relative!
Trees without roots fall over.
Try genealogy. You can't get fired and you can't quit!
Warning!! There are no lifeguards in the gene pool!
We are all related...relatively speaking.
We shall find no ancestor before his time.
We shall gather at the river (or the genealogy library if it rains).
What did I do before I chased dead men?
What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired?
What do you mean my family tree has root rot!
What do you mean my grandparents didn't have any kids!?!
What have you done with my ancestors' papers??
When I searched for Ancestors, I found Friends!
When marriage is outlawed only outlaws will have in-laws.
When tracing ancestors, please stay within the lines!
When you marry, your family tree can become a forest.
When you search for ancestors, you find great friends!
When your mind goes blank, don't forget to turn off the sound!
Who's in charge of washing the Family Group Sheets?
Whoever said "Seek and Ye shall find" was NOT a genealogist!
Why are there so many gnarled limbs on my family tree?
With MY luck, my family tree has root rot!
Wonder if a "Missing Persons Bulletin" would locate my g-g-g-grandpa?
Yikes! My genes are faded and full of holes!
Your genealogy is never done!!
"Reality" is that which is dreamed the longest.
edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A single fact can spoil a good argument
A social life? Where can I download THAT from?
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
All words are pegs on which to hang ideas.
Allen's Law: Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and don't care!
An optimist invented an airplane, a pessimist invented a parachute.
And I suppose the crazed mob on the front lawn isn't rational either?
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing
Are girl scout cookies made from little girl scouts?
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
Assumption is the mother of all screwups
Awright, hold it...where's the mutant repellant?
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Be vewwy vewwy quiet ... I'm hunting taglines.
Beware of geeks bearing GIFs.
Boldly going forward because we simply can't find reverse.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
Bugs come in through open Windows.
Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"?
Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.
Curses! Foiled again!
Debugging=removing bugs. Programming=putting them in.
Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion?
Do not disturb. (I am already quite disturbed, thank you.)
Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
Don't you dare cloud my opinions with facts!
Drive A: not responding . . . Formatting C: instead
Drop this message into any mailbox to return to sender.
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality
Even my cleaning lady won't do Windows.
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
ERR999: User is confused. Press Enter to return to reality.
Generic tagline. Suitable for everyday use.
Give them 2.54 cm and they'll want 1.61 km!!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
He who laughs last is S-L-O-W.
He who will not risk, cannot win.
Heisenberg may have slept here.
Home is where you hang your @
How did they survive the Crusades without Duct Tape?
How do you get your hair to do that?
I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
I believe in getting into hot water. It keeps you clean.
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
I don't believe the liberal media!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
I know a good tag line when I steal one.
I object Your Honor, Counsel is winning this case....
I pressed REDIAL on a brand new phone and it had a nervous breakdown.
I saw a tree fall in the woods. I didn't hear it.
I say we nuke the site from Orbit, it's the only way to be sure
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
I DID IT!!! I invented the unadoptable tagline! Try it. Won't work!
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
I'd love to help you out, but I don't know which way you came in !
I'm always sincere, whether I mean it or not.
I'm an incorrigible punster . . . so don't incorrige me!
I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk.
I'm just confused . . . I USED to be amazed!
I'm not Young enough to know everything!
I'm the person your mother warned you about.
I'm weird, but around here it's barely noticeable.
If it ain't broke, you can probably still fix it.
If I didn't like you, I'd ignore you.
Ignorance or Apathy? I don't know, and I don't care!
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Junk = stuff we throw away. Stuff = junk we keep.
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
Money can't buy happiness, but it allows a choice of misery.
Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist!
Never tell me the odds!
No brain is stronger than its weakest think.
No one can hear when you're Screaming in Digital!
No, Macarena is not a third-world country in South America...
Objects in taglines are closer than they appear.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Oxymoron: Alone Together
People say I'm indecisive. Am I? I don't know.
Politics: Poly = many, Tics = Blood sucking parasites.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Put on your seatbelt... I wanna try something!
Reality-ometer: <\........> Hmmph! Thought so...
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
She who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
So simple, a child could do it. (Child sold separately.)
Speed of Lightning, Power of Thunder.....UNDERDOG!!!!
Static Kling? isn't that a moon orbiting the Klingon Homeworld?
SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing.
Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer . . .
The Secrecy of my job prevents me from knowing what I do.
Then all of a sudden BLAMMO !! Pixels EVERYWHERE!
This tagline is umop apisdn!
Those who can, do. Those who can't, supervise!
To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer!
To err is human, to forgive ... 5 dollars.
To have a chance, you have to take a chance !
Troubleshooting: if it gives you any trouble, shoot it.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Try three.
Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do.
What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!?
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?
Which came first? The woman or the department store?
Yes, but you're taking the universe out of context.
You are the Senate. You have the power to filibuster.
3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
